My fellow Americans. The state of our union is strong. Through great resolve, patriotism, and sacrifice of our brave men in uniform have averted a great agricultural crisis. Stores of food are abundant and I have received personal assurance from the Director of Homeland Agriculture that enough acreage has been secured to guarantee adequate rations for all into the foreseeable future. We ask that you continue to place country first and return any extra rations to the local authority so that it can be distributed to the recipient who needs it most. The direct redistribution of rations to others, including family, is strictly prohibited, and is punishable by death. Farmers who resist the seizure of essential food stores or equipment will be imprisoned.
I am pleased to report the liberation of New Hampshire is nigh as Resistance forces have begun their retreat. Rumors that Resistance members have hidden a live nuclear device within the Concord city limits have been greatly exaggerated, and our occupation will proceed as planned. There is no cause for panic in the greater Concord area and local residents are asked only to remain in their homes and allow safe harbor for all US military personal. Remember, our soldiers are risking all to ensure your safety and require the best possible rest conditions and proper nourishment. When our men in uniform arrive at your residence we ask you to place country first and remember that they are a necessary part of ensuring this great nation remains free and prosperous.
Please retain your National ID card on your person at all times in case of emergency relocation.
All remaining firearms must be submitted to the local authority or donated to any member of the Liberation forces. Any attempt to retain firearms is treason. Individuals found with firearms will be regarded as Resistance soldiers and handled accordingly. Do not put your life at risk. Your cooperation is essential to placing your country first.
Distribution of Resistance literature is in violation of Executive Order x2525. Ownership of Resistance literature must be burned on sight or immediately deleted. Ownership of any literature that promotes ideology contradictory to the nation's "Country First" philosophy is a crime punishable by death. Enemy combatants must be dealt with swiftly and permanently to assure the survival of this great nation.
I thank you for your continued cooperation and ask that you continue to place country first.
God bless the United States of America.
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