Active Activism

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Earth Savers.
Why are you here?
Because we want you to help us.
Do what?
Save the Earth.
Oh, thank you for doing this, where do I sign?
Right here.
Right where?
Where I am pointing.
You turned off the porch light. I can't see anything.
Oh, sorry. Forgot you haven't signed yet [flip].
Oh, there it is. [sign]
[flip]
What are you doing?
Saving the Earth.
Yes, well, I've signed. On to your next earth-friendly residence now. Keep up the good work. [flip]
I'm afraid not. [flip]
Alright, that's getting annoying. Hands off the light switch.
[flip]
Rrrr. HANDS OFF! What's that sound?
Those are bulldozers.
What are they doing here?
Saving the Earth. Don't worry, they run on biodiesel.
No, I mean, well, how are they saving the Earth?
Well, you just graciously agreed to let us bulldoze your house and plant a zen garden here.
I did no such thing, please leave.
We can't.
Why not?
Because we have pledged to save the Earth, and so have you. We have an obligation.
But this is my home. You are trespassing.
I'm sorry, you just signed your house over to the state. I'm afraid you are trespassing.
Excuse me?
You just deeded to your house to the Department of the Interior. We don't need any keys or anything.
[rumble rumble]
Please step aside.
[crash crash]
[tear tear]
We hope you'll come back to enjoy the peaceful, environmentally friendly public zen garden in the near future. Thank you for your cooperation.