Traditional, liberal education

is the most persistent threat to our global empire. Disciplined, targeted instruction by competent educators tends to produce pesky, inquisitive children, curious adolescents, and dangerously mindful adults. We can all agree that literate, critical-thinking populations are almost impossible to control, and participate in activities corrosive to our goals. Through methods of research, analysis, discussion, and logic, these individuals tend to do things like:

• Defame and scrutinize our foreign economic policies
• Unearth and disclose our hidden agendas
  
• Reveal popular logical fallacies upon which we depend
  

For example, only a relatively disciplined, educated person has the intellectual resources needed to explain how our foreign policy actually threatens our national security. Worse, when they follow up, they tend to look right through our cover of well-intentioned ignorance, and discover our actual motives, which sound, well, a bit contrived without all the details. They begin to understand some basics about how our organization functions, and this is also unnerving. We are not especially concerned with the few folks that see it for what it actually is. We fear the few who can actually communicate these unbelievable facts to normal, publicly educated, brainwashed populace. Such a thing sounds incomprehensible, as we have handily veiled our actions in tactics that no "sane" person could possibly take seriously...much less one drugged and assimilated by the intricate propaganda network so painstakingly crafted by our specialists. Those children who slip through the cracks of our system threaten everything, and must be stopped as they are the only force that could possibly hinder our global conquest for human enslavement.

Children must be raised as servants of the corporate political complex. First, they must be bored, as bored people seek direction and purpose. We must give them purpose, or they might find one of their own. Second, they must remain childish and retain their infantile sense of entitlement, as such individuals are easy to convince with promises of wealth and notoriety they always believed they deserved anyway. Having access to most of our planet's resources, a little can go a very long way. Third, they must be reformed to meet the pressing needs of our corporate partners. After all, these are the human resources we need to run the national machine of industry.

We all know that people are predictable by mathematical formula and are easily manipulated according to certain specifications. We can justify our actions for reasons of national security. We must ensure they specialize in a narrow field of study, so they have no chance at comprehending the department of the system upon which they depend...much less the goals of the system itself. We know that incomplete people make the best corporate employees, but we prefer to call them "specialists." The indoctrination process must begin as early in life as possible, preferably immediately after birth. Universal preschool to support our ends must be mandatory.

Of special importance are the citizens we choose for procreation. We will focus on encouraging low-class single mothers to have many children, as these vulnerable youngsters happen to be prime subjects for complete assimilation into a more efficient global system.

A proper, national education is the key to our prosperity and to global empire. We must be courageous in this endeavor because, after all, the children are our future.