Thursday, July 31, 2008

H2O

Mars has water.

This means that when the ancient interstellar alien civilization flooded the Earth with the components necessary for life some missed its mark and ended up on Mars.

Move on folks. Nothing to see here.
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2 comments:

papasoco said...

Do you have any idea how much people would pay for bottled water from Mars? They dump $2 a pint for that shit from Fiji. To keep the overhead down, namely shipping cost, I suggest instead of bottling it at the source and shipping it back here, we run a hose to Mars and just siphon it down. You in? We can work out the logistics later. Ryan does that shit for a living...get him involved too.

August 2, 2008 at 9:13 AM
Mark said...

Fiji is like half way around the world...that's about 20,000 miles. Mars has an average distance from the Sun of 1.5 astronomical units. But, we would need a hose that spans the greatest distance from Earth to Mars (and we would also use that number for advertising). That's 2.5 AUs, or 93,205,678.8 miles. Divide that by 20,000 and that's 4,660,283.94 X 2 and we can charge $9,320,567.88 PER BOTTLE!
I'll call Ryan.

August 2, 2008 at 3:06 PM

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