Saturday, March 22, 2008

Ed, You are Soooooo Wrong

First of all, I want to thank you for graciously towing me too and from the bar tonight. It just goes to show even the most misguided and obtuse among us still retains some rudimentary sense of civil responsibility to our fellow man. Even though you were also towed, and it wasn't your car. Actually, Ed, Kathy drove both ways, so never mind that.

On the subject of gratuitous baby killing. I am opposed, as we discussed. I respect your opinions, and see where you think baby torture leading to slaughter and animal feed might be necessary, but I think we will just have to agree to disagree on that one. I think we might be able to find a mid-ground on other subjects.

As far as the other issues, I was pretty drunk and forgot what they were, but, rest assured, you are soooooo wrong. So wrong! And, now that I have made an example of you to the rest of the world, my work is done.

Do they really fear me, or justice itself? I hope they fear me. They should, since I make the justice. Well, since I make justice, I guess they have no choice. But, that doesn't matter. All you need to remember is that, whatever it was, you are very, very wrong and you should have lashings administered immediately, or something.

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