I'm Certified!

Greetings from your newest CERTIFIED BEER JUDGE! It's official, my criticisms of your brew can no longer be shrugged off as irrelevant and philistine. With a score of 70 my observations deserve modest acknowledgment if I'm the least bit sober. I have an actual certificate, pin, and detailed score sheet from Grand Master Steve Piatz. Time to sit back, relax, and have a home brew.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. -Abraham Lincoln