I've Drank Every Beer

I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He offered me a beer, said "have you tried Surly in can"?
And I said, "Listen! I've drank every damn beer in this here land!"

I've drank every beer, man
I've drank every beer, man
Chugged them far and near, man
It's almost a career, man
Just tap the keg right here, man
I've drank every beer

I have drank:
Cynic Ale
Extra Pale
Bass Ale
Celebration
Winter Ale
Curly Tail
Scotch Ale
Restoration
Red Baron
Red Stripe
Redhook
Red tail
Old Ale
Old Style
Old Peculier
Old Rasputin
Weizen
Hefeweizen
Weizen-bock
Maibock
Dopple-bock
Caramel Bock
Double-dunkel
Weizen Bock

I've drank every beer, man
I've drank every beer, man
Chugged them far and near, man
It's almost a career, man
Just tap the keg right here, man
I've drank every beer

And I've drank:
Roggen Beer
Steam Beer
Spiced Beer
Wit Bier
Weisse Bier
Dusseldorf
Northern German
Alt bier
Oberon
Boddington
Orval
Ommegang
Extra Stout
Pub Dought
Furious
No doubt
Surlyfest
Darkness
Big glass
Big mess
One
Bender
Keller
Cellared
Dogfish head
Never felt better!

I've drank every beer, man
I've drank every beer, man
Chugged them far and near, man
It's almost a career, man
Just tap the keg right here, man
I've drank every beer

And I've drank:
Vienna Lager
Black Lager
Light Lager
Dark Lager
Boston Lager
Premium
Green bottled
Skunked lager
Primo
Prima
Pilsner
Uquelle
Bitburger
Big Sky
Big Foot
Big Easy
Genesee
Avery
Yuengling
La Folie
Samual Smiths
Nut brown
Bring us all
Another round!

I've drank every beer, man
I've drank every beer, man
Chugged them far and near, man
It's almost a career, man
Just tap the keg right here, man
I've drank every beer

And I've drank:
Miller lite
Busch Light
Natti Light
Amstel Light
Sex in a
Canoe
Fuckin' close to water, boo!
Coors Light
Mich Light
Shiner Light
Keystone Light
I might as well
Drink this
cold gallon
of my own urine
Sam Light
Stroh's Light
High Life Light
The world's blight
I said I wanted
anything BUT a damn
Bud Light!

I've drank every beer, man
I've drank every beer, man
Chugged them far and near, man
It's almost a career, man
Just tap the keg right here, man
I've drank every beer

I've drank every beer