Wednesday, October 24, 2007

People I would like to know

Mrs. Glenda Guilder eats five boxes of Special K daily and little else. Although she suffers severe health consequences she insists to be pulled down the streets of Manhattan in a cart all day. The man pulling the cart is named Bruce Baxter. Bruce is a trim, athletic man in his 30s who eats five Big Macs every day and washes them down with five large chocolate shakes.

Across Glenda's forehead is a tattoo that reads: "I eat nothing but Special K"
Across Bruce's forehead is a tattoo that reads: "I eat nothing but Big Macs and Chocolate shakes"

They both have rather big foreheads. Their heads are probably shaved or something, I don't know.

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