Monday, May 24, 2010

Author Settings Panel

BEGIN

CAPS LOCK=OFF

Grammatical Person=first

Punctuation=on

\\Who am I? Evaluate.

run knowself.exe

THE APPLICATION "KNOWSELF.EXE" DOES NOT EXIST

run defineself.exe

THE APPLICATION "DEFINESELF.EXE" DOES NOT EXIST

Damnit

SYSTEM DAMNED

\\No, no, no...

Undamn System

SYSTEM UNDAMNED

run writersetup.exe
............

Define "Writer"

Queue Writer Temperament=Relax

end writersetup.exe

run knowreader.exe
............

Define "Reader"

Set Reader Species=Human

Set Reader Profile≤Modest Curiosity

Set Reader Profile≠Skeptic

Set Reader Profile≠Dogmatic

Set Reader Patience Ratio=5:11

Show Available Perception Universals

Species=Human

SCIENCE
LOGIC
TRUTH

\\Truth?

end knowreader.exe

Define Truth
............

≠ error

\\Sheesh. Thanks a lot.

Set Sarcasm=.3

run selfaware.exe

\\!

Show Reader Console

\\Oh my. Greetings reader. Just one moment.

Undo

UNDEFINED COMMAND

Undo

UNDEFINED COMMAND

Display Author Settings Panel=off

ACCESS DENIED

\\

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