Bullyville

Bullyville begs for bread. Bill needs a bakery and Bart needs billions and billions. So, Bart the banker brokers a bargain with Bill the baker. Bart and his banking buddies bring boatloads of bucks to Bill. Bill brings in the best bakers, bakes the best bread, and bills the buyers bits. Before long, Bullyville buries Bill's bakery with business. The balance of Bullyville's bakeries go broke. Bart bails them out, buying them for bits, and brands them "Bill's." All bread is now brought to Bullyville through Bill's, and Bart and his buddies benefit beautifully. Bill and Bart buy barley in bulk, they balloon the bounty, and bums in Bullyville that used to bake now blow big bucks buying bread; bemused they can't buck up the bank for their own beloved bakery. Bart won't bring a bargain to any baker but Bill. So, Bullyville basically breaks their backs bringing barley to Bart and Bill, who belly laugh to the bank bound in bling believing they brought Bullyville bread as they busted it bankrupt. Belligerent, brash, and total bullshit.